lebritanyarmor:

lardypoison:

what do we want

hearing aids

when do we want them

hearing aids

gluom:

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

obligatory-stupid-name:

commanderinqueef:

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to